Cartman x Reader

It's me again and I miss you guys so much! But that is enough of that because I have come up with more awesome ideas! Welcome to my first ever Cartman x Reader! I'm sorry, it might suck because I don't really favor him but he is, in a way, 'quite awesome' lets say. Now respect his 'AUTHORITAH' and enjoy! 

Angel!

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Reader's P.O.V

" Do you know what I hate about girls the most?" I heard his high pitched voice question as he tried to make a point of his hatred towards the female kind, " They're ugly, they stink and worst of all the have the most deadly germs ever...cooties!" I winced at his every complaint, which seemed to weigh down my heart and engulf my soul in darkening misery. Sighing deeply, I walked away slightly hunched over with my eyes fixed on my feet. This was what I was like the whole day, I didn't care and neither did any body else, they don't even notice me; I mean the teachers don't seem to acknowledge me either.

Walking down the empty halls of the school, I continued to the direction of my locker. I had forgotten to bring my books home to revise for the test and didn't realize that fact until I was about to open the door to the house so I had to run all the way back to school in hopes that the gates didn't close and was very thankful to find out that they weren't. As I turned to another hallway I was meet with wet floors and caution signs placed at the center of the hallway in a long connective line. This is going to be harder then I thought, well no one will know it was me so with that thought in mind, I took a cautionary step onto the floors' shining surface and carefully made my way through the long corridor; a burning pain building up in my thighs, legs and ankles as I took slow, agonizing steps in order to reach the end of the ever lasting passage way. I was almost out of the danger of slipping; it only took one more step but of course my clumsy self just had to trip over. I yelped waiting for the pain of the ground to course through me but it never came, now that you think about it, I don't think I'm on the floor; it's too soft and squishy? I felt around the 'thing' beneath me and grabbed a flab of fat which resulted to my ears being met with painful yet embarrassed cry of agony.

Opening my right eye, I was met with the fierce and irritated face of ERIC CARTMAN!!!! Oh god, I am in sooo much trouble...  

" C-Cartman..." I tailed on as I stared at the position we were captured in. I was resting on his stomach, my head laying upon his chest as my legs trapped his own acting like a frame around his chubby physic. I flushed red at this and sat up, mentally cursing myself for being a klutz now. Oh Why Now?!                  

" EEWWW! A GIRL TOUCHED ME!!!!" he scrambled to his feet as fast as he could, panting and sweating slightly. Wow, he could get that exhausted from just getting up?...that's kinda cute...he's so helpless, it's adorable! " Stay away from me!" and he ran away, well more like stumbled away. I shook my head and took my books, heading home again; spending the night studying for the tests as I squealed at the previous events.

The next day was like any other day but with more insults towards girls from Cartman's usual rants, he seems to be the only one to notice me ever since our encounter and because of that I began to become weary of my appearance because he always seems to be taking small glances my way during class, so I started to make the effort of looking pretty, which at a point, caught everyone's attention one day, resulting in them finally recognizing my presence every time I walk by. All this attention and I owe it all to Cartman, although, I haven't seen him for a few years now...alright our accidental meeting was 7 years ago, when we were 9 and now we're all 16, I haven't seen him for a while and I've grown to worry about his well-being, what happened to him? I've gotten quite popular and almost every boy has tried to ask me out but I always turned them down always saying that I was already in love with someone else. I really was in love with someone else - Cartman. The guy that made me who I am today accidentally, how lucky could I get?

I've tried to find him but my popularity keeps getting in the way of things and I always end up...not, finding him. Ugh! It's so frustrating! Not only that but I forgot to bring home my PE kit and I really need to wash it, it reeks like hell! So here I am again at school enjoying the peace and quiet. Approaching my locker, I failed to recognized the wet floor sign making me fall all over again, just like that day...

I did fall and on something hard this time,not squidgy fat or bounce flab but muscular and lean but it was most definitely wasn't the floor, please don't tell me it's a stalker!

" You know," I faced my human cushion, (e/c) eyes locking with a light hazel brown, they look so...familiar, where have I seen the before? " we really have to stop meeting like this..." Cartman!!! It was really him! He was rubbing the back of his head, one of his eyes shut tight with his face scrunched up in pain as he sat up. He looked thinner and quite muscular, he's...hot.  

" C-Cartman?" I stuttered.

" Yeah, that's my name. Don't wear it out now respect my athouritah and get off me!" I shifted away from him, frowning at the lose of his intimidating comfort and stood up, " Geez woman, are you always this clumsy?" he asked as I laughed nervously. He stood up soon after collecting his composure and stared at me, a smirk stretching across his features after moments of awkward silence.

" W-wait, you remember me?" I asked realizing that he spoke to me with such familiarity. He slammed my body against the row of lockers and he pressed our bodies together as I squeaked at the sudden forceful action.

" Of course," he whispered into my ear, licking it's shell and blowing upon it sending shivers rushing through me, " how could I forget such an adorable face?" he questioned taking a hold of my chin as he leaned closer, connecting our lips in a passionate embrace. His lips tasted so sweet. My heart rapidly hammered against me chest as I savored his taste and the feeling of his frame against my own. He soon pulled away, panting for air and leaned into me again, a seductive look painting his countenance, " Stay cute cupcake 'cause I'm making you mine..." he walked away leaving me dazed and blushing like mad. I touched my lips as it quivered, screaming for more of his toxic touch. The feeling of his lips, locked with mine was still lingering upon my lips and was slowly fading away. I-I want more... I looked down both ends of the corridor to find that he was already gone, oh well, I can't wait to see what he has planned for making me his.